Thursday, 10 April 2008

My old job

Looks like they're advertising for a radiographer back at my old hospital

looking the requirements i'm pretty sure they wouldn't hire me back!


Possess a positive attitude and sound work ethic towards the daily tasks required.
Oh well some poor sucker will be next in line..
A day of spills and thrills at the funny farm today...
midway through the morning i headed out to collect a patient from the waiting room, only to have her collapes in a heap on the floor in front of me...
thankfully all is ok, and we sent her round to A&E for them to check her over... but definitely gave me a fright...
then the afternoon brought the baby clinic... baby after baby after baby... all screaming and wiggling and screaming some more...
got pee'd on by one young lad...
pooped on by the next,
then came the vomit with the folowing lass...
hat trick!
all in a days work!

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