Wednesday, 2 April 2008

detective work

You know when you move somewhere and don't know anyone...

i've been using my detective skills of late, despite moving in on saturday i hadn't managed to catch anyone in my section... i know they're there, but we all must be working opposite shifts...

it's all about uncovering clues as to who they might be... going by the contents of the fridge, there's a love of juices ranging from tomato-carrot-mango-and rasberry, a fine seletion of noodles, salad, and not a lot else...

outside door number 1, there seems to be a growing number of shoes left outside... either they're extremely clean, or they have a lot of people crammed in there... or they have too many shoes that they're just esacping out the door everytime it opens..

outside door number 2, was a letter the other day, and has since disappeared...
also i'm sure i heard someone walking about in there the other night at 4am.. maybe it's an oncall room...

the bathroom holds a number of female products, way too many to be normal.. so i'm guessing it's fine to say that only females live in this section.

the kitchen seems clean, i got left a letter IN the fridge, one of them had moved my milk from standing up and had it laying down.. needless to say it leaked... but there was a message stating to clean it up otherwise the fridge would smell.. :O) also a reason that it's just females cause males jut don't clean, let alone leave a note!

it also smells of cooked rice nearly every time i've opened my door.. so i'm guessing at least one is asian.. or they just like rice...

and there's been a whole heap of bizarre left overs in containers in the fridge... reminds me of the days living with Ren, from china...

so my bets on that 1 is asian and lives on rice... and the other eats salad and drinks juice...

we'll see how right i am!
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work on the other had has been interesting,

i almost got blasted today by one of the high ranking orthopaedic consultants... for doing crap xrays...
not something i often get into trouble for, it's generally what i comes out of my mouth that gets me into trouble...

my xrays were far from being crap, i was pretty proud of my effort.. some of the patients were total nightmares... (ie child with ADHD, who tried to gouge my eyes out more than once, before pulling a massive chunk of hair out of my head... there was screaming involved, while mum looked on not offereing any assistance.. multiple wheelchair bound patients... try getting them to climb unsteady stairs, and see how much fun that is...)

seems my pictures just weren't what they wanted..

what they wanted was for every xray to be done standing up...

think broken ankles, feet, knees...

what's the last thing you want to do when you injure them...

WEIGHTBEAR....

and what did this dick of a doctor want... (maybe i shouldn't call him a dick... he was kind of cute...but still)

weightbearing views...

not only that, but in order to get said images these people with broken limbs had to get up 3 steps and literally hover about 1m off the ground in order to get them... because the machines don't go low enough...

um slightly dangerous yes!

so yeah i was in a great mood come the end of the day...

My head still hurts hours later, but i guess it'll be easier to wash my hair, with 1/4 of it missing now!

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